Tuesday, 8 December 2020

Holly Jolly Christmas? Screw That!

















54 comments:

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Hahahahaha
OMG the idea of the xmas card with the extra kid? FABULOUS!
Also, I actually like Chunky Tinsel as a drag name. Mine!

XOXO

Valerie said...

Still laughing--the candle scents are perfect! And yes, chunky Tinsel is my stripper name.

Laurie said...

Oh my gosh the one about the liquor store clerk just about made me choke to death on my tea lol,, enjoy those mince meat tarts, I love mince meat tarts!

Janie Junebug said...

These are great, Debra. You started my day with a good laugh.

Love,
Janie

Travel said...

The "Carol Season" card is the best laugh I have had in weeks, thanks I needed that this morning.

anne marie in philly said...

I'mma steal the liquor store one for maddie!

my fave - get rid of unwanted junk in amazon boxes on your porch!

Bob said...

I was laughing at them all until I saw that last one.

I NEED that one.

Frank said...

My peeve is Greeting Cards....just when you've sent them all out at the last possible minute you get five cards from people you forgot to send cards to. One is from your mother-in-law.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

hahaha...tis' the season!

bobbie said...

Thanks for the early morning smiles!!

Bruce.desertrat said...

LOLOLOL! Love the 'Looking Forward To Caroling Season' card.

Parnassus said...

My favorite here is the sprinkler one. Also, years ago when I lived in Cleveland Heights, I had to have all packages delivered to the office because people stole them off the stoop.
--Jim

BootsandBraids said...

The Amazon box is actually a great idea.

DVArtist said...

These are great. I love them all.

Mistress Maddie said...

Oh Chunky Tinsel...you out did yourself on these!!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha !!!!! And yes, I totally get the liquor store one. I'm like bitch, you'll see me in three days.

Leanna said...

These are all so great! You really outdid yourself this time. I love the Amazon boxes idea. I might try that. The Alexa idea is really good too. The stripper name, BWAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!

Martha said...

LOL! These had me cracking up. Thanks for the laughs this morning!

Mike said...

A couple of new ways to greet carolers. Nice.

e said...

Oh, Great Goddess! These had me laughing out loud! Thank you, Debra, I really needed that.

Dawn P. said...

every single one of those cracked me up! I almost spewed my coffee a few times but so worth it - so funny!!!

Marie Smith said...

Gotta love that last one. Lol!

Tundra Bunny said...

Now that you've found your stage name, could you also find some better adhesive for those Christmas bows you use as nipple covers?!

Suz said...

These are ALL hilarious!! Merry Effing Christmas Deb!!

Grace said...

Lawsy me, these are wonderful! And I stole one - for some reason tiny tots set me giggling and continues to do so...

Moving with Mitchell said...

You are the Best!!! I've never seen any of these and love so many. And, let me just say, they perfectly fit my mood these last few days. That may not be a good thing but you actually made me smile. I'm going out to buy some mistletoe tomorrow and I know just where to hang it! thank you for these

Bea said...

Those sentient tots look a bit menacing. Do Not Eat!

Old Lurker said...

Dirt Squirrel's roommate isn't wrong.

Brian Joseph said...

Ha! Ha! Very funny stuff.

There are a lot of people who say things like Merry Christmas pre maturely.

Kris said...

Thanks. I really really needed that!

Guillaume said...

Great ones.

Susan Kane said...

These are too funny for my own good! Cannot pick just one.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Love everyone of them, Thanks for giggles. Think I am going to steel one for facebook
Stay Safe and Coffee is on

Sue Bursztynski said...

Chuckle! Where do you find all these? I laughed all the way through. The one with the Carol singers made me think of a Studio C sketch, where the carol singers sing a threatening song, demanding lots of money, to the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas, smiling all the way, terrifying the young couple.

G. B. Miller said...

That porch pirate one is a classic. My son would find that incredibly funny since he drives for UPS.

Linda said...

Hahahaaaa!!!! These are all funny, thanks for the laughs! Chunky Tinsel IS a perfect stripper name, and the postcard made me LOL.

RO said...

It's truly amazing that someone's mind can come up with funny versions of how most of us feel.(lol) Thanks for making my day! Hugs, RO

pam nash said...

Oh so good - all of them and I love the idea of a xmas photo/card with the extra child - hmmmmm - maybe next year - hmmmmm.

This N That said...

Mark has the right idea..Thanks for the belly laughs!!

Magaly Guerrero said...

OMGs! The stripper name and the Christmas card nearly made me pop a stitch laughing. This is the funniest thing I've read today. Thank you, Debra.

JACKIESUE said...

thanks for making my day. Plus I stole a few.

Adam said...

I love the sprinklers one

Laura said...

oh my gosh these are all hilarious! i love the grinch one and the one about the card with the extra child in the picture! so funny!!
love, kisses & magical wishes...
~*~

Kirk said...

You saved the funniest one for last.

baili said...

haha
the Amazon card and connecting back to relatives made me laugh

sorry for being bit late as life consumes me through everyday routine a lot

thank you for smiles and laughs ,much needed these days
sending hugs and blessings to you amazing friend :) stay smiling always :)))

Onevikinggirl said...

We are seriously eyeing the neighbors kids for a suitable specimen to be included in a Christmas card photo session!!

The Blog Fodder said...

Laughing all the way down. Posting to FB

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Loved these. A lot of good stuff in the blogging world today!

Bohemian said...

Thanks especially for the Pandemic Tip on how to earn a Hundred Bucks a Pop during the Holidays! Everybody's Bored Kids be misbehaving during Lockdown Extended Stay I bet...

Bohemian said...

I have to add that the Random Kid in the Christmas Photo Card we actually were gonna do with Two Co-Worker Young Friends of mine the Year I was Adopting my Grandkids. Just put their Names there on the Card under the Photo but with no explanation... Relatives and Friends be like, shit, they really got carried away at that Adoption Court Hearing! Rachel and Cole still lament that we didn't go thru with it, a missed opportunity for sure! They still call me Mom tho'... so there's that! *Winks*

CraveCute said...

I love these, esp the Amazon box idea. HAPPY XMAS!

Ur-spo said...

hohoho to all these jolly good memes

Rommy said...

I feel that Mark dude. Eventually get in the mood for Christmas music, but only at 12 pm on Dec 24 and then I'm good somewhere around Dec 25 12 am

Liz Hinds said...

Brilliant! So many good ones there.

Magic Love Crow said...

I'm going to wrap some unwanted things and see if they get taken! LOL! But, they better not return them! LOL! Big Hugs!