Greetings, my poor, downcast minions!
Yes, rejoice, for it is I,
HER ROYAL HIGHNESS THE CAT
gracing you with my presence once again.
Every Christmas morning, my cousin Betty Windsor
(you know, "the other HRH")
gives a televised message to inspire her
inexplicably devoted subjects.
Well, if cousin Betty can make the effort,
I guess I can too.
Hell, even my other royal cousin,
The Black Panther,
(King T'Challa of Wakanda)
makes an effort to have fun
at this time of year and
they don't even celebrate
Christmas there!
So, because all of you are effin' miserable right now,
I am determined to set a good example
this Christmas to cheer you up.
Here goes nuttin' --
If that last one
didn't cheer you up,
you're beyond hope
and to hell with you!
. . . err, um, sorry . . .
Man, I don't know how
cousin Betty does it,
that relentless cheerfulness,
year in, year out.
NO! NO!
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!
I GOTTA BE ME!
And may the Cat Goddess Bast
bless you all this holy season.
Thank you and good day.
36 comments:
That's exactly how I feel, HRH! Is THIS jolly enough?, as she contemplates almost 18 inches of snow and a dog with legs that are 3 inches high.
Kitties on titties!,!, hahahaha
That first me is my three year old grandson!
HAHAHAHA
Is THIS yolly enough?
And the first kitty! Oh dear.
Is that a kitty on the... oh I see.
XOXO
Most cats do at least love Christmas trees.I bet that the unhappy looking one in the picture does too. There is always a bright side to things.
Cats are happy on their own terms, no one can impose happiness on them.
Cats are the true spirit of Christmas: give me a box to play in, feed me, I need a nap.
Exactly my sentiments.
the Ol'Buzzard
kits on tits? that's a new one!
thank you, HRH, for the "holly jolly" reminders. blessed be to you and your fellow felines who love us unworthy hoomins!
My favorite is the one with the glowing cat eyes!
--Jim
Yep, the last one is jolly enough for me. Thank you very much.
The first one slayed me, and the rest followed suit.
The Betty Windsor one is high-larious!
Is this jolly enough? That's exactly how I'm feeling this year!
Betty Windsor made me laugh and the kitties on titties were chuckle-worthy. Ok, they were all chuckle-worthy!
Thank you so very much, your Royal Highness! ::curtsy::
HRH has put me in the cheerful mood for sure. So many funnies! I'm sure my husband would be down with kitties on kitties!!
OMG these are fabulous. I love the first and last ones. Have a great day.
The first picture had me rolling, because it's how I picture Anne Marie thinking about Christmas!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
These all had me rolling.
I would have loved to have seen all The 12 Days of Kitties. That kitties on the titties is funny.
LOL! I'm about as jolly as the kitties this year.
Your Royal Highness ~ Thank you for all the giggles this morning! My fave is the first one ~
Looks like someone wasn't invited to Larry The Cat's Xmas party over at 10 Downing Street... better luck next year, HRH!
HRH always makes everything better. Even the a flipped bird (or two) look jolly when is done by HRH. Also, I always thought bras with claws would catch on... eventually.
@ Tundra Bunny -- Oh, I was INVITED, believe you me, but I NEVER attend Larry the 10 Downing Street Cat's parties anymore. He and I had a FLING a few years ago, and now he's OBSESSED with me, POSITIVELY STALKERISH. I avoid him like the plague.
@ Magaly Guerrero -- Bras with claws, hahahahahaha! Wish I'd thought of that!
I'm very bah humbug this year because I should be in Australia spending Christmas with my daughter. Booked in Feb, Australia closed, airline cancelled.
I've seen several kitties on titties but this is the best one yet. Notice 'yet'? Keep looking. There's bound to be a better one out there.
LOL- Gotta love cats. They ALL have an attitude of one sort or another. I miss having a kitty around. xo Diana
Oh...love kitties!!
I think your cousin Betty has lost weight since "before".
The way it's going, Betty Windsor's oldest son may end up being mistaken for her brother.
HRH strikes again! Love her..All attitude!!
So it's pussies that I need to hold the girls in place.
Love,
Janie
kitties on titties..craccked me up..
your xmas card will probably not make it til after christmas..I forgot it was going to canada and put a regular stamp on it..duh.
HAHAHA! Loved these. That last one...I had days like that. 😂
oh you are terrible just pray The Yule Cat doesn't get you this week.
Saw a great meme about cats and Christmas trees. Might share it on my own blog.
Love the ... um kitties.
How come I have aged so much more than Betty?
LOL! I love this so much! LOL! 5 Shiny Things! So cute! Kitties on the Titties! LOL! Big Hugs!
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