Tonight Krampus roams the streets,
looking for naughty children.
In Germanic tradition,
he is Santa's evil twin,
meting out punishment.
Our modern society has retained the "good twin" Santa,
but ditched the "evil twin" Krampus.
However, Krampus is making
a bit of a comeback
in the last few years!
But really, aren't Santa and Krampus
just two sides of the same
No, no, no, enough of such twisted thoughts!
Let's eat some Krampus cookies instead! Yay!