Her Royal Highness the Cat here.
Halloween is, of course, my favourite time of year!
At least, ever since I used up all nine of my lives.
By the way, do you know why cats have nine lives?
I've got one beef about Halloween, though.
Cats get a really bad rap at this time of year.
It's like people think we're evil or something.
WTF is up with that????
It's all slander and libel,
according to my old pal Purrywise.
Now, it is true that we felines
do have certain, shall we say, psychic abilities . . .
. . . but we use our powers only for good, not evil!
And we never ever misuse our powers
for selfish or self-serving reasons.
That's why our humans (dead or undead) love us so!
And here's a closeup of Dracula's cat
(a good buddy of mine) --
By the way, just so you know when I come
to your door to trick-or-treat on October 31st,
this will be my costume --
Give me lots of cat treats!
No, no, there's no implied threat here at all.
Just because I'm armed doesn't mean I'll use my weapon
on the less generous among you or anything like that.
Ha ha, what a silly idea!