Wednesday, 9 October 2019

HRH's Halloween Post


Hello everyone!!!
Her Royal Highness the Cat here.

Halloween is, of course, my favourite time of year!
At least, ever since I used up all nine of my lives.


By the way, do you know why cats have nine lives?


I've got one beef about Halloween, though.

Cats get a really bad rap at this time of year.

It's like people think we're evil or something.

WTF is up with that????


It's all slander and libel,
according to my old pal Purrywise.


Now, it is true that we felines
do have certain, shall we say, psychic abilities . . . 


. . . but we use our powers only for good, not evil!


And we never ever misuse our powers 
for selfish or self-serving reasons.


That's why our humans (dead or undead) love us so!


And here's a closeup of Dracula's cat
(a good buddy of mine) --


By the way, just so you know when I come
to your door to trick-or-treat on October 31st,
this will be my costume --


Give me lots of cat treats!

No, no, there's no implied threat here at all.

Just because I'm armed doesn't mean I'll use my weapon
on the less generous among you or anything like that.

Ha ha, what a silly idea!

49 comments:

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh my god, Dracula’s cat!!! Perfect!

Busy Bee Suz said...

I've had lots of cats in my lifetime and hardly any tried to kill me. Well, there was that one...... ;)
I don't know why they get a bad rap at this time either; perhaps it's that old fable about not crossing a black cat or something other. We are catless now after having them forever and one thing I can say is: my dining room table is hair-free and I don't have to share the cup of water I keep at my bedside.
Happy Humpday!!

Bob said...

The It cat is fantastic, and the Dracula cat is truth.

People here in Smallville get very weird about black cats at Halloween, so I take pictures of Tuxedo everywhere to show him off; he's a "Boo" Kitty.

laurie said...

Hilarious, that purrywise is cutely creepy lol!

Lady M said...

I can so totally relate to some of these memes. The mewing at 2 am and the getting squeezed off of the bed or out of the coffin in this case. But in no way do I think cats are evil or aloof. The cats I have known are super needy and love people. When are you gonna get another cat?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Lady M -- When am I going to get another cat? HRH has forbidden it.

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Lady M -- No one can replace me. NO ONE!!!!

The Happy Whisk said...

If Dracula had a cat. hahahahaha

Marie Smith said...

Dracula and Walking Dead cats are priceless!

mistress maddie said...

No worries HRH.....I love and strongly endorse black cats.

bobbie said...

Too funny! Thanks for the giggles!1

Adam said...

I saw one cat didn't come back after two pit bulls got a hold of it. Was that the last life?

Ur-spo said...

hohoho

A patient of mine came to his appointment wearing the T-shirt in your photo. I though it was the Yule cat.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

That cat with the Ouija board this Wednesday. It was probably hard to decide if it went with the Halloween Post or Ouija post.
Some of your readers observe, notice, scrutinize, detect these little tidbits.
They keep their eye on the look out for such things.
Did I mention that they also love to nit-pick???

ME? I just LOVE all your posts!!!

Infidel753 said...

Hah, cat Halloween costumes! No, I can't imagine how the association of cats with evil got started. Even with bat wings or fangs, it's almost impossible to make a cat look scary.

It's tough for Dracula. Not only is that his bed, but to a cat it looks like a big cardboard box. Of course the cat is going to seize possession of it.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

haha...daryl is perfect!

DEZMOND said...

Happy Halloween HRH!

Leanna said...

Dracula and his cat. That was so purrrfect.

pam nash said...

Not letting the Demon Duo see any of those pictures - no need to give them any more ideas!

Deborah said...

OMGoodness, those are all so funny! You are quite a delight! I love them all.

anne marie in philly said...

dracula cat - hee hee hee!

Old Lurker said...

How is that Walking Dead cat not ready to kill somebody? Dogs you can dress up, but cats?

Reading your blog is bad for my health and my wallet, because I keep wanting those t-shirts.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

Neighbour's black cat doesn't make a sound as long as we all creep past silently, heads lowered. Her tail swishes silently … I'll be glad when it's November

Brian Joseph said...

Great post. It is all true too.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, I don't know how these rumors about cats get started. Cats are perfectly tractable--as long as you don't cross them and you give them whatever they want, which is entirely reasonable.
--Jim

Anne Johnson said...

I recently purchased a new queen-sized bed, forgetting that my 18-pound cat considers it mandatory that he sleep with me. All is well until my spouse comes to bed. Then it's cattitude.

Jenn said...

The Daryl cat is the best!!!

Barbara Miller said...

Daryl post is just wild. Also love the cat blanket but IT cat is the best. You know, instead of art, I should just tack memes all over my walls. HahaHA. they bring me such laughter. Debra, I've got a new blog. Please come visit me at welcometosimple.blogspot.com

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Omg Purrywise!
Also the little vampire kitty! Do want!

XoXo

Guillaume said...

It's not Halloween without cats.

Joanne Noragon said...

Dracula's cat lived with me for awhile. He could open doors at will.

Tundra Bunny said...

Don't worry, HRH. Deb knows full well that you'd make a cat o'lantern out any other cat she might adopt... Happy Meowloween!!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Haha. Daryl, I want your pawtograph.
Oh, HRH, you KILLED, and I mean KILLED, this post.
Thank you.

peppylady (Dora) said...

Well. Just some people.
Coffee is on

Elsie Amata said...

I don't even know where to begin. I mean, Darryl - that's the best! But the one that made me chuckle the most...Purrywise. Closely followed by the cat reaper. These were great!

Elsie

RO said...

So much fun, and a reminder that all cats rule, and continue to give everyone a reason to come up with memes, and for us to love them(lol) Hugs, RO

BWBandy said...

Can the cat write all the posts?

Her Royal Highness said...

@ BWBandy -- THANK YOU, kind sir, my sentiments EXACTLY!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ BWBandy -- Oh fer gawd's sake, do NOT encourage her. HRH takes up too much oxygen around here as it is. She thinks she's the boss of me AND this blog.

This N That said...

Good one HRH ! Well of the cat Bat or is it a bat cat...too cute...

Kirk said...

That Dracula's cat is a hoot.

^.^ said...

I have no use for Halloween fun, friend D as I do not like to be scared. I wish you much fun though. Much love, cat.

Bill Lisleman said...

The cat is out of the Halloween bag now.

JACKIESUE said...

the cat dressed as Darryl cracks me up..

Martha said...

The Ouija and the Dracula...HAHAHAHA! Cats...how can you not love them?

CraveCute said...

I adore this post! Thanks for the chuckles. It was nice to hear from HRH too!

Rommy said...

HRH deserves all the kitty treats AND catnip laced goodies

Magic Love Crow said...

Love you HRH!!! Cats are for sure not evil!!! Great post! LOL! Big Hugs!

Fundy Blue said...

You're the best, HRH! I love every post you create! Dracula's cat ~ OMG!!!