What better time of the year than Halloween month
to pull out the ol' OUIJA BOARD?
Don't have one?
MAKE YOUR OWN!
Or you can spend a lot of money
and go ALL OUT!
But don't worry about the EXPENSE.
You might be able to benefit FINANCIALLY
from your ouija board . . . .
A ouija board has a MILLION uses!
And forget Tinder or Grindr --
ouija is the HOT NEW DATING APP!
There's a ouija board for EVERYONE!
Here's a couple for all you TOKERS out there
(you know who you are!)
And even a couple for all you ANTISOCIAL types!
Just ONE final bit of advice.
WORRIED about summoning the DEVIL?