Monday, 7 October 2019

Ouija Fun!


What better time of the year than Halloween month
to pull out the ol' OUIJA BOARD?

Don't have one?
No worries!

MAKE YOUR OWN!


Or you can spend a lot of money
and go ALL OUT!


But don't worry about the EXPENSE.
You might be able to benefit FINANCIALLY
from your ouija board . . . .


A ouija board has a MILLION uses!


And forget Tinder or Grindr --
ouija is the HOT NEW DATING APP!




There's a ouija board for EVERYONE!


Here's a couple for all you TOKERS out there
(you know who you are!)



And even a couple for all you ANTISOCIAL types!



Just ONE final bit of advice.

WORRIED about summoning the DEVIL?

DON'T BE!


47 comments:

mxtodis123 said...

Awesome. You really made my morning.

RO said...

Wow! When I was a kid, my mom truly used this all the time. These great pics and memes makes me want to go out and find one. Love all the cool things you find so much! RO

laurie said...

Yup, time to haul it out, lots of good times , blast from my past for sure! I love the one where they flip the breaker, that’s a good one.

Bob said...

"Roomba summons the devil"!

Thanks for my morning spit-take!

DEZMOND said...

We don't have those here... fortunately..

Moving with Mitchell said...

Hahahahahahahahaha...

mistress maddie said...

I have one...and haven't had it out in years. Never thought to charge it rent.

Bob Johns said...

Too funny really got a kick out of the Millenial one

Hena Tayeb said...

haha! Love the one about the rent as well as grandma asking if she's hungry.. Spot On!

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my goodness. SO many funny ones up there.
My Aunt (who was only 8 years older than I) used to bring hers over when she babysat my Brother and I. I still get the heebie jeenbies thinking about it!!

Lady M said...

Love that budget board with the Dorito. I think the last on should say "Satan is to busy making deals with the president".

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i LOVE the floor model!

bobbie said...

These are all great, but my fave is the "Roomba summons the devil"!!!
TFFS

Linda said...

Roomba!!!!!!! Good one.

^.^ said...

:) Much love, cat.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Haha the Batman and Robin one!
Also, Ouija and chill? Sign me up!

XoXo

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Don't forget the tiny, portable keychain version:
http://www.ultimatekeychains.com/browseproducts/Ouija-Board-Keychain.HTML

My sister gave me one of these years ago.
--Jim

Deborah said...

OMGoodness, this is so GOOD! What a delight. Just got my paper towel and Doritos, so I gotta go!!!

**blows kisses**
Deb

Leanna said...

I love the weed ones and the last one too. High times.

Brian Joseph said...

Very cool stuff. I those the LEAVE ME ALONE option.

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

I sought good news from a couple of your Ouijas. Both gave an emphatic NO! I may have to take my bloggin' business elsewhere.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Love these!

Barbara said...

Those were hilarious. I should save the whole collection.

Guillaume said...

Never believed in it, even as a teenager. Good for horror stories though.

anne marie in philly said...

hee hee hee, that last one!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Bwahaha, oh my. Batman's abusive. That finale still has me laughing.
Fun stuff, Debra. Thank you.

Adam said...

That's Gen Z talk not Millennials.


You stinking boomers.

Powdered Toast Man said...

They have a Ouija board for everyone.

Janie Junebug said...

I like the antisocial boards. They represent my current feelings.

Love,
Janie

Rain said...

I used to have a Ouija board, loved it. My overly fundamentalist religious parents actually BURNED it in the fireplace. That floor is great!!

Kirk said...

I once gave my brother a glow-in-the-dark edition for his birthday.

Susan said...

I don't know where you find these gems, but don't stop~!

Fundy Blue said...

Great Ouija laughs, Debra! We used to have one as kids. I had a few freaky experiences with it and left it alone. Our severe Baptist great grandmother kept warning us that we were in touch with Satan when we used it. I thought from that first photo that you were going to mess with your sister and her friends by messing with the power box ~ LOL!

Ur-spo said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLShV8P5dgI

hohoho

pam nash said...

Nice to know there are Ouija boards for all!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Ur-spo -- I can't believe there is a Monty Python clip that I've never seen before but you have managed to find one! Many thanks! Also interesting because it shows a real DIY ouija board, the way it was done before the boards were commercialized and sold!

Bill Lisleman said...

Getting on board - the Ouija board that is, can be fun if the spirit moves you.

Willym said...

Oh my lord this brought back memories of Friday night at April's house - Kraft homemade pizza, cola and Ouija.

baili said...

you made me laugh so hard dear Debra :)

the forth one and the last are my favorite
thank you for always spreading smiles my dear friend !
hugs!

The Happy Whisk said...

Love the little vacuum summoning evil. That's too funny.

Bea said...

Like the magic 8 ball, Ouija boards seemed to be pretty ubiquitous back in the 70s. We didn't have a board, but friends did. We never could get spirits to visit us, sadly.

Jenn said...

That first one with the electrical panel is a video....you can hear them screaming when the lights go out....hilarious!!

This N That said...

Love the rent one and the weed one... I have not had any experience with a Ouija board. You keep me informed about these things!

Martha said...

HAHAHA! Love these :) I've really missed the craziness that is your blog!

The Captain said...

Love the kids version.

Rommy said...

I lost some very good tea laughing at that last meme!

Magic Love Crow said...

My brother would use the fuck you one! LOL! I love the grave stone! Big Hugs!