You saw our recruitment notice, did you?
Excellent!
Excellent!
Welcome, new recruits, to the
Sisterhood of Hextraordinary Women!
Soon, you too will be
a fully accredited witch!
For this degree course, you will require
the following tools and accessories.
1. A Traditional Hat, Standard Issue
2. A Cat or Other Suitable Familiar
3. Access to the Interwebs
We are, after all, in the 21st century now!
Where did time go?
4. A Good Quality Cauldron
Ingredients for spells will be purchased as needed.
When buying your cauldron, don't go overboard!
And never fear -- a standard student diet
will also be available on campus.
4. A Broom, New or Used
Just make sure it's appropriate for course work!
As a student, don't buy more broom than you can handle.
Older students, please retrofit
your mobility devices accordingly!
your mobility devices accordingly!
Give us a mere year-and-a-day and
we'll make a true witch out of you!
Your first-class degree will be recognized everywhere!
Now get down to work, girls!
There's hexing to be done!
48 comments:
hahaha...cute! that broom company has a good sense of humor!
I know a lot of women who would have stopped readin* that first one right quick, too. Oh, I almost did.
Fabulous post! When my daughter was little, one of her favourite movies (animated) was Kiki's Delivery Service about a little girl witch. I think she genuinely wanted to be one. -Jenn
Bi-Hexual! love it!
I have to choose the swing set as my favorite.
Thanks for getting me in the Halloween mood.
Love the swing set made for a witch!
The first tweet was hilarious and the "swingset" too!! Happy Friday
Just cracking up over bi-hexual and the mobility device. Also, that label on the Sabco broom is priceless. Thanks for a great post Debra.
That double broom could sell like hot cakes, imagine how quickly you could sweep the yard with it!
I assume that crystal ball will run Firefox? And it better have a good antivirus, in case you spend a lot of time on the Dark Web.
And I'd think any decent grimoire nowadays would include a spell for conjuring pizza.
I like where this is going, friend D :) I'm head over heals in … Broom, cauldron and all :) Much love, cat.
The broom with the disclaimer? Priceless.
And I wanna BE the witch in the second illustration. So awesome.
XoXo
Another vote for the swingset.
I've been called a bitch, but never a witch. And I will ne visiting my witchcraft shop this weekend for some supplies.
I love that twin-engine broom and the swingset. These are all so good.
That's one sexy witch..As for the cat..Anyone who knows HRH knows the they lie on everything..Bihexual?? LOL.Can I borrow your witch in a week chair?? Love it and I live in a Sr. residential community..Perfect..
My cauldron is a slow-cooker... hey, it works! Perfect for rainy weather.
Love these, Debra!
I'm so confused. I thought this post was going to be about witches, not shoes??
I want the swing set and the wheelchair!
I'm right with you on all counts! Lets see - cauldron (check) crystal ball (check) cats (check) have to work on the broom - mine is a not suitable for . . . type.
Love the swing set! I want to get a big old cauldron when we move and have it permanently set up outside!
I am sure my wife has all the necessities. Our house is decorated and she is constantly whispering to the cats.
the Ol'Buzzard
HAHAHA! Love this one. Sign me up for anything witchy :)
Maybe you can help me with this. Years ago, I heard a song that went something like "Thank you, Mother Mary, but I prefer to remain a witch." I probably have the words wrong, because I have never been able to find it. I don't know the singer. Any ideas?
bi-hexual - HA!
I have the cat...
:)
Daisy was a witch once, and she gets back into character every time she gets mad at me.
Hello Debra, That first one really got me! How many times have I clicked away from a blog when it started talking about which earrings went with which darling dress. Now I have an inkling of what was really going on!
--Jim
My wheelchair is long since retrofitted.
@ Professor Chaos -- I'm sorry, but that lyric does not ring a single bell in my memory. Perhaps one of my readers will recognize its source? If so, please leave a comment to solve this witchy mystery!
The twin engine joke made me LOL.
Terry happened to look over my shoulder as I was reading this ~ He loves that sexy witch on the tree branch against the moon. I'll take one of those t-shirts please! Another great collection of laughs before I head to bed! I love your October posts!
hahahaha
i think i want this twin broom dear Debra
i enjoyed each hit sooo much :)))
umm....i can ride the broom right ?
Woo-hoo, sign me up! And set me up with one of those snazzy twin engines too. I need extra room for my corgi.
I want that T-shirt, so I've been looking on line. I might have to make do without the purple sparkles, damn.
Old Lurker: very funny.
LOVE it! I have a huge witch hat sign on my office wall that says in sparkly letters- The Witch Is In! They tell me it is perfect and after October I could change the W to a B. Smart asses! lol xo Diana
Oh I love the cat on the broom! That is such a feline thing to do. That is a brilliant re-purposed swing set.
Funny, I blogged about witches no later than tonight.
These are marvelous.
Are you aware of the Bullwinkle and Rocky version of Hansel and Gretel?
In it Gretel helps the Witch learn to ride a broom. "After all " she says' there's a little witch in all of us girls"
Oh so cool darling
xx
Photo of a cat on a broom has made me laugh: D
Love this. Am stealing several of the pictures for later use.
dang maybe I should switch to being a witch instead of a pagan..I'm not pissing enough people off by being a pagan..snort*
Wiccapedia, lol.
Bewitching - I like the cartoon about ordering pizza that I stole it.
Oh well, it was worth a shot. Maybe I dreamed this song.
LOL! Brilliant Deb! LOL! I love the new idea for the swing set!! Big Hugs!
I'm happy being a viking. 😁
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