Fall is finally here!
Don't you just love walking in crisp autumn leaves
and hearing them crunch underfoot?
But wait . . . why are you wearing those hideous boots?
Fer eff's sake, this is Halloween month.
Wear something suitably stylish and festive
for your leaf crunching activities!
Like these delightful candy corn sneakers, for instance --
Or these oh-so-stylish witch shoes --
Feeling more batty than witchy?
Maybe high tops are more your style.
You could probably fly in these!
If you're more of an elegant, girly-girl type,
how about this pair?
Get these for your favourite drag queen!
Maybe you just want to show off
your gnarly old zombie toes instead?
Put a smile on your feet!
These shoes will just chew up the miles!