Got nothing better to do?
Then come to my country estate for a Halloween party!
You'll be warmly greeted at the door.
Probably hugged to death!
And you'll be welcomed inside the house too!
Help yourself to a beverage.
Yes, there will be nachos!
Keep your eyes peeled for
spaghetti and meatballs too.
And save room for cupcakes!
But please refrain from snacking
on any of the other guests.
And in deference to my guest Joan of Arc,
no BBQ will be served.
The costumes will largely be sweet and innocent,
like Rapunzel here in her tower,
who will let down her hair for you.
And what is more wholesome than
Peter Pan and his shadow?
However, some costumes may be a little risqué,
like Babe Lincoln's . . .
. . . although there will be no nudity, I promise!
But what the hell, come to the party anyway!