Wednesday, 16 October 2019

Drac Attack!

The risk of being bitten by a vampire increases
at this time of year, you know.


No matter where you live, whether at home . . . 


. . . or abroad.


Be sure your vampire killing kit is
fully stocked and at hand!


Be afraid!
Be very afraid!


But . . . is Dracula really still the threat he used to be?


The modern world is taking its toll on vampires.


Even a yoga class isn't safe for poor old Drac any more.


Sometimes pickings are plentiful,
plentiful enough to share . . .


. . . but sometimes a hungry vampire just has to "make do."


However, Dracula and his kind still walk among us!


They are devising new blood-sucking strategies all the time!


So this month, be safe and don't open your door to anyone!


46 comments:

Laurie said...

Great bunch of vampire quotes, wonderful selection, , When I think vampires it makes me think of that tv show Dark Shadows that was on in the seventies , Have a great day!

Brian Joseph said...

The most troubling trend is the emergence of this new breed of vampire that is more interested in dating then they are in creating horror. Such characters are chronicled in books such as The Twilight Series. This is indicative of the sad stats of the world these days. It is a serious abrogation of responsibility.

Valerie said...

AWESOME!!

Marie Smith said...

Rarely do I LOL when I enter a site as I did today with the vampire meter. Thank you!

nothoughtsnoprayersnonothing said...

I wouldn't mind a little tickle.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHAHA! The Last one!!!! That is so hilarious!

anne marie in philly said...

my fave: "bitch please, I am dracula".
and just say NO to pez; YUCK!

Bob said...

That last one!

And the Pez!

And yoga!

And the moon!

I'm a'scurred.

Mistress Maddie said...

I'm not worried. I would welcome a bite!

^.^ said...

Dracula on a date is a hoot :) Much love, cat

mshatch said...

Love that last one ;)

pam nash said...

hahahahahahahaha - whew! Great!

Insomniac's Attic said...

Hurtful stereotypes ... bwahaha!

I saved the photo of that vampire slaying kit on Pinterest so I can make one for myself. 😬🦇💜

DEZMOND said...

That kit looks cool actually!

Lady M said...

These are great - love the yoga class and the last one about vampire missionaries. Very funny.

bobbie said...

Thanks for the grins and giggles!!!

Leanna said...

NO! NO!
DON'T LET THEM IN!
THAT'S HOW IT STARTS!

Tundra Bunny said...

Vampires suck.

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, I thought the Science one was "it" for today. But then came the Mirror one!
--Jim

This N That said...

Love the hungry vampires...Cute post!! Be careful out there..

Rosemary said...

I saw Dracula when I was a youngster and wished I hadn't. I remember getting my father to put a special bolt on my bedroom window so that I could have it slightly open during the summer months but nobody could get in!!!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I have only one question: where can I find a vampire killing kit? I need one STAT,

XoXo

Guillaume said...

The Gary Larson cartoon and the last one... Hilarious!

Little known fact: in the novel Dracula and in folklore, vampires can walk during daytime.

e said...

SCIENCE SAVES LIVES!!!

These were hilarious, Debra! Thanks!

Fundy Blue said...

It's impossible to pick a favorite ~ These are wonderful, Debra! Thanks for providing a hilarious end to my day!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I'm with Mistress Maddie, I'd welcome a bite. It's been a while.

G.B. Miller said...

As always, your humor is delightfully warped. Love that Far Side cartoon.

Elsie Amata said...

"May we come in?" I love that but not as much as I love the one with the mirror. Great memes, Debra!

Elsie

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh so funny!! Do you remember the show Dark Shadows from the 70's?? It was so scary to me as a kid!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh, these are so good. Great work! We bought our Halloween costumes today!!!

Kirk said...

I love the Science Saves Lives one. I wonder why Van Helsing never thought of that.

Rain said...

Ha ha ha, those are great Debra! I LOVE the Weekly World News...I'm sure we have some redneck vampires round here too lol...funny coinky dink, I painted Bela Lugosi this week!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Busy Bee Suz -- We didn't get the TV show "Dark Shadows" where I lived in Canada as a kid. But I read all the books adapted from the TV show! I loved Barnabas Collins!

Liz Hinds said...

Love the last one. And the science saves lives one.

Adam said...

The Bible says the moon has its own light.


It's not very good with science.

John M said...

The vampire killing kit is great. I'd like to have one, just in case.

LL Cool Joe said...

I'm slightly embarrassed to say this but I don't really know what a vampire is! Geez.

CraveCute said...

Oh vampires! The first thing that came to mind was the old soap opera Dark Shadows... and I noticed others around my age mentioned it too! May favorite funny sexy vampire was played by George Hamilton, "Love at First Bite" back in the late 1970's. Great post Debra, better stock up on the garlic!

Bea said...

When I was a small child, I couldn't hear the break in between the words 'Bela' and 'Lugosi'.
His name, already somewhat exotic, sounded like: 'Bel-la-la-go-see' to me.
Great name, great Dracula.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Vampires are the best horror icon.
the Ol'Buzzard

Rommy said...

LOL, I just started re-watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer (well, rewatching is a strong word. I'm more having it on in the background to get in the October spirit).

The Blog Fodder said...

I guess "Bite me" is not a good thing to tell a vampire.

JACKIESUE said...

I love this so much..

Sooo-this-is-me said...

Well actually Brian when I watched the first Twilight movie I screamed, cried and clawed at my eyes in horror!

Magic Love Crow said...

Deb, how long does it take you to make these posts? LOL! They are such a treat! Thank you! Big Hugs!

The Captain said...

The science one was my fave.