The risk of being bitten by a vampire increases
at this time of year, you know.
No matter where you live, whether at home . . .
. . . or abroad.
Be sure your vampire killing kit is
fully stocked and at hand!
Be very afraid!
But . . . is Dracula really still the threat he used to be?
The modern world is taking its toll on vampires.
Even a yoga class isn't safe for poor old Drac any more.
Sometimes pickings are plentiful,
plentiful enough to share . . .
. . . but sometimes a hungry vampire just has to "make do."
However, Dracula and his kind still walk among us!
They are devising new blood-sucking strategies all the time!
So this month, be safe and don't open your door to anyone!