Thursday, 9 July 2009

Truer Words Were Never Spoken

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.
So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!


A friend emailed me this quotation recently and it's also all over the internet, as I discovered when trying to find out who the author is. If you haven't read this before -- enjoy! If you have read it before -- enjoy it again!


Unknown said...

LMAO...thank you for the first giggle of the day!!! Looove this!! This needs to be hung in my house somewhere!! Hugs, Sarah

clairedulalune said...

I like it! very funny and very true!

Hibiscus Moon said...

I've never read and its great! I love it.

Caroline said...

So very true indeed!